Well here I am again. Thank God the divorce will be coming soon. My soon to be ex-wife has tortured me with country music for 12 years and finally the last straw fell last year. The divorce papers are being processed, but not fast enough for me to move out before the witch had to torture me with one more Tim McGraw CD. It's like putting rock salt on the stump of a freshly amputated leg.

Well let's see if Tim has changed since I was first introduced to him soon after my wedding night 12 years ago.

1. Same whiney voice that tries to again convince you that these songs come from his heart. Tim McGraw has never written a song in his life and nothing changes here. He is still only a 'performer' but people want to call him an 'artist'. For all you inbred cousin breeders out there, an 'artist' creates. Tim does not 'create' anything. He only sings the elevator songs that are handed to him by the Nashville MuZak producing machine.

2. Same pouty album cover. Tim is still taking photos with his beard stubble, much like Kip WInger of the 80's. You're an ugly man Tim, give it up. But I am grateful that he still wears his cowboy hat to hide his ugly bald head.

3. Oh wonderful here we have yet another duet with his scag wife Faith. If you've heard one you've hard them all and they all suck. The whiner and his roadkill voiced wife.

Folks I am so happy I will be divorced soon. I will no longer live in a nice house, but in a cheap apartment or a trailer, I will only see my kids on weekends, I have to work two jobs just to pay alimoney and child support, not to mention supporting myself, but it is a small price to pay for never having to listen to Tim McGraw again.

And to all the men out there. Do not get a divorce in North Carolina. If you are a man, you are screwed.